![]() ![]() On a positive note, the double side-car design provides plenty of options for the picky-pooper. The lavish surroundings were quickly marred by the sight of used paper towel everywhere but IN the garbage can, standing water due-to a leaky pisser and to top it off!? The spacious “ Handi-Crapper” stall with it’s very own sink and baby changing station? (not likely the overly fashionable “men” in this place would be utilizing this convenience) was callously decorated with a sideways toilet seat! Not by design I suspect. ![]() To walk in I had to PULL the door open, one of the few Bowl Sparkling moments for this trendy cra pper. ![]() My expectations were high and I was almost excited to lounge in the undoubtedly Feng shui toilette, but much to my dismay, THIS GQ hotspot would let me down in all too many ways. What a perfect time to check out the fancy shitter here at Zed451! On this particular Tuesday night I found myself enjoying a few of my usual cocktails (YEAH I said Tuesday night, SO WHAT) when I felt a familiar rumble and I knew I only had minutes, maybe seconds, to find a modern-day crap-hole to deliver my payload! Whether you have come to feast on the all-you-can eat steer or to be seen on the trendy roof-top deck OR even if you are in the area and may just shit your pants, Zed451 in Chicago boasts not only multiple flaming fire-pits, it also attracts mostly sexually questionable metrosexuals more eager to be seen than most women…not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I digress. ![]()
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